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| Playbook | Virginia Ham | |
| Sugar Glaze | Not by default | Yes |
| Email and Calendar Support | Yes (when paired with Blackberry Phone) | Yes (when paired with Blackberry Phone) |
| Native Apps | Less than 34 | 0 |
| Goes Well With Potatoes | Not really | Definitely |
| Time Till Fully Baked | A few months(?) | A few hours |
| Price | $499 and up | $1.50 to $3.00 per pound |
Recommendation: Ham